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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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Liberate Small Dogs Appeal
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
I am launching an appeal to save those poor little dogs whose barking mad owners are dressing them in naff outfits.

It's getting out of control. I'm talking:
Formal party dresses that look (scarily) like they are made from peak-eighties-bridesmaid-style taffetta.
"Doggles"- the goggles for dogs
Faux mink coats (available in baby pink)
Dresses featuring glitter, daisy-print, fur-trim, lace and ruffles (even for boy dogs, which is a crime no matter how small, cute and fluffy they are.)
Doggy pyjamas with little ducks on them. (Sheesh)

Choice for Chihuahua!
Unshackle the Shih-Tzu!
Unfetter the Terrier!

To small dogs everywhere, I say - unleash the dog within! Fight back - chew that nasty plastic hooded coat, bury that tiara in the garden.
GO NUDE!
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 3:50 PM    
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