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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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(And talking about herself in third person)

 
Anyone for a class of '85 craggy old woman reunion tour?
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
In honour of The Rolling Stones craggy-old-man-band reunion world tour, I am going to talk about big lips. Is Angelina Jolie the love child of Mick Jagger and Gladys the cafeteria lady from The Muppet Show?

I don't think any band should embark on a reunion tour - it screams old, past it, and 'would you like your pre-gig refreshments put in the blender for easy consumption, dear?'.

You wouldn't see me getting together with my Grade 6 school friends to reprise our lunch-time make-up-a-dance routine to the Pointer Sisters' 'Jump' (Think lots of jumping - it was very creative) and I could not be convinced to reunite with church girls to liturgical dance to Amy Grant. Eek, did I just confess that?
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 3:10 PM    
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Cleo Twyford
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