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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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Bring back the Cainer cravat campaign - alert #2
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Right now this has all gone a little bit too far. Bring back the cravat and bring it back now.

Jonathan Cainer's rough look has turned into a fully-fledged beard.

The hairiness increase seems to be in honour of the establishment of the Psychic Museum in York in the UK. Cainer launched the museum with spoon bender Uri Geller (who has been putting his cutlery-bending mind skills to good use by making jewellery - or maybe he just designs it. Anyhoo, he should make jewellery out of bent cutlery; otherwise there's a skill that's just going to waste.).

I don't have Pogonophobia (fear of beards) and I know in the 60s and 70s beards were sort of in and symbolised power, masculinity etc ... but I haven't heard anything about them increasing psychic powers. Yeah, see. Plus sometimes it's easy to get sandwich crumbs caught in there.

Bring Back the Cainer Cravat Campaign - alert #1
Bring Back the Cainer Cravat Campaign

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