| The evil omnipotence of junk food |
| Monday, August 22, 2005 |
It would be good if you could eat junk food once and be done with it. But you can't, no no. There are reminders just lurking, ready to grab you by the taste buds when your guard is down.
Firstly there is the ingredient they mix in with the fatty cheese on pizza - let's call it 'moreish'; it's a bit like MSG.
But the most evil part is that the smell of junk food just stays and stays and stays. You ferry the fish and chips home from the shop in your car and the smell stays in your car for days. Every time you get in, there's the fish and chippy smell, taunting and tempting you.
This is because it's junk food. It doesn't happen with lightly steamed broccoli. Oh no - that smell dissipates immediately.
I think the smell itself is even fattening. I'm going to hold my breath next time I get in the car so don't feel like pizza AND I don't end up with pizza thighs. |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 5:35 PM |
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It's a crisis situation - the pizza delivery boy knows my name.
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Something really scary is happening now - every where I go I smell fish and chips. I arrive home from work and put my key in the front door, yes, fish and chippy aroma; I get out my car at the shopping centre, you guessed it, fish and chips... aaaaaaagh.
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It's a crisis situation - the pizza delivery boy knows my name.