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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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Thoughts on Singledom (and rollerskating)
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Since I am so bad at relationships I am going to try a new tack. Yes, from now on I will be a female version of Cliff Richard (the original bachelor boy), content on my own forever, only of course I will be much better at roller-skating.

If you remember a Cliff song of the mid-eighties called ‘Wired For Sound’ you may remember the accompanying video clip where he makes a very wobbly attempt at roller skating. I can never understand how my Mum continues to have a crush on him after this. At least I think it was a crush, or maybe it was pure music appreciation. Or maybe it was a crush based on music appreciation. And if that’s the case, do I really like U2’s music, or do I just have a gigantic crush on Bono?
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 3:01 PM    
2 Comments:
  • At 5:13 PM, Cleo Twyford said…

    And if I have a gigantic crush on Bono am I really committed to being a female version of Cliff Richard. Obviously not. So I guess that plunges me right back into it - re-opening the hideous Pandora's Box known as dating for the over-30s. Ugh

     
  • At 2:13 PM, Cleo Twyford said…

    But I am good at rollerskating :)

     
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