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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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Jordan & Andre's serious bridesmaid selection mistake
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Jordan and Peter Andre's wedding -
Tack incarnate complete with tiny white ponies, Cinderella-style pink egg carriage and pink his and hers thrones. Looooove it.

So I want to know why they didn't ask me to be a bridesmaid, afterall I've been a bridesmaid six times so I've had enough experience.

I think I would have been excellent at - being one of the four bridesmaids needed to help Jordan sit down in her very restrictive dress, step-togethering down the aisle to Whitney Houston's 'I have nothing' and handing out pieces of the massive boobs-shaped wedding cake to guests.
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 7:15 PM    
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