| Solving the great gender movie divide |
| Monday, September 05, 2005 |
Cleo Twyford leaps over tall buildings with perfect unfrizzy hair in order to achieve the seemingly impossible - solve the great gender movie divide by creating an action flick that appeals to women.
1. The Cellulite Terminator - A robot from the future arrives to eradicate cellulite from the bottoms of the blighted female race.
2. Johnathan Cainer Intense Conversation. In this female version of Star Wars, the King of Astrological Stars embarks on some intense communication and emotional door-slamming fights of universe proportions. Also starring Yoga (Yoda) and Pap Smear (Padmir) - I don't like her much in this version.
3. Con Hair - the female star gets to con her hairdresser into giving her a freebie, saving an incredible $200, which she then uses to splurge on a new dress.
4. Lethal Weapon 5 - A woman uses some rather snazzy electric hedge clippers to create the garden of her dreams. (Yes this one's for you fellow birthday princess. Wink) |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 1:49 PM |
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| 5 Comments: |
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Oh Cleo... I laughed till I had little tears trickling down my smiling lines! I reckon this is your best diary entry yet and it not just because I got a special mention! Love Birthday Princess # 2
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And another -
5. Die Hard 5 - A woman risks her life but manages to score the best bargain in the department store stock-take sale.
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Cleo quack quack Quackie's new hero. Quackie quack quack flowers for Cleo.
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hee hee. Did you duck-a-pluck those flowers quackie?
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Number 6 in the attempt to solve the great gender movie divide ... The Quick and the Dead - Eager to watch Sex and the City instead of the football, a woman risks her life to grab the remote while her partner's head is turned for a brief moment (to look at the fridge in the hope that the beer will come to him without him having to get out of his chair).
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Oh Cleo... I laughed till I had little tears trickling down my smiling lines! I reckon this is your best diary entry yet and it not just because I got a special mention! Love Birthday Princess # 2