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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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Your bottom should not have visible cleavage
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Hipster pants work on all of about 0.02% of the population and close to no one over the age of 30. There are some cruel, cruel fashion designers in the world and they live in some fairy cloud land where only skinny models with no hips live – well either that or they design with Paris Hilton as sole inspiration. Well I guess she does have a large clothes budget ;)
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 11:14 AM    
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This blog is blathered by a 30-something constant bridesmaid sometimes known as:
Cleo Twyford
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