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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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Celeb ditsiness - I'm with you Jen
Friday, October 07, 2005
Jennifer Love Hewitt once bought and sent Matt Damon a bed because he was complaining about never being able to sleep in a bed of his own. He didn't give her thanks, just 'you're weird' looks at events.

Don't worry Jen. I once told a female workmate who was complaining about being single If I was a man I would marry you, and she never looked at me the same way again. Well actually firstly she gave me a 'you're weird' look, instead of giving me a big hug and saying 'And if I was a man I'd marry you', which is what I expected really. Then from then on whenever I passed her in the hallway she tried really hard not to make eye contact. Cringe.
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 1:38 PM    
1 Comments:
  • At 11:30 AM, Cleo Twyford said…

    I hope she never reads this. In case she does I just want to state publically that I don't still want to marry you ... I may be unmarried, single and eat far too much chocolate for my own good but I don't own any cats (any more) so am not too tragic ;)

     
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