Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in chick chat and wielding random insignificant theories. (And talking about herself in third person)
The effects of super hero saturation on day-to-day life #2
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
The everyday me with PMT, cellulite and quite frizzy hair is only a secret identity. I am really a superheroine with very slick L'Oreal-commercial locks, smooth toned thighs, and the ability to stay calm in any situation. Oh and I don't need to wear a bra - because all female super heroes have rock-solid D-cups. A'la Wonder Woman.
This blog is blathered by a 30-something constant bridesmaid sometimes known as: Cleo Twyford Who trips over a lot in: Melbourne, Victoria, AU
About Me: Confession: I am really bad at reverse parking
Confession 2: I have an inner Evil Bridesmaid Confession 3: I have mastered fridge-grazing as a meal option Confession 4: There is a committee in my head and sometimes they are loud. Yes, okay you can shut up now. I said shut up. Sorry about that. See my complete profile
Are you bulletproof too?