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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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Fatal hesitation (It's not at all like fatal attraction)
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
It's a scourge on the male-female relationship - and it goes a bit like this:
Me: Do you want to go to my aunt's for dinner?
Male hesitates
Me: Oh you don't want to go. Why don't you want to go?
or
Me: Does my bum look big in this?
Male hesitates
Me: It does! You think it DOES look big in this

Of course when he follows this by singing the "Jelly on a plate, Wibble Wobble" song, you KNOW he thinks your bottom is not only big but wobbly too.
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 9:58 AM    
2 Comments:
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  • At 4:39 PM, Cleo Twyford said…

    HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA too funny

     
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