| I am a walking cliche |
| Friday, October 21, 2005 |
All the bad things about women - that's me, apparently. I eat far too much chocolate, buy far too many pairs of expensive shoes, am far too irrational sometimes, but claim not to far-t. And well if I do I say it's like a butterfly breathing out. Titter.
I also procrastinate, believe my Stars, anxiety eat, faff, spend far too much time obsessing about my (v. frizzy) hair, and have watched at least five sappy romantic movies more than once. Yeah, okay, so I can quote a couple of them verbatim. |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 6:32 PM |
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In your role as pluckologist I was wondering if you had experienced this strange phenomenon. It is my hypothesis that the more alcohol you consume, the quicker and more prolific your eyebrows grow. Ordinarily I pluck every 4 days, however I appear to gain mutant brow hairs that weren't there previously after a night on the booze.And we all know it's unwise to attempt to pluck if you have shaky hangover hands. Why? Does this happen to anyone else?
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YES! And also sunshine. It's like if I spend a day at the beach, suddenly there's face photosynthesis and I'm a hairy monster. I guess the message here is don't ever drink alcohol in the sunshine. I would have to have a day off work to address that kind of crisis outbreak :)
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Thanks for the answer, I've been wondering if women did actually fart or not because my girlfriend has a right go at me when I do and I can't understand how she manages not too.
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To be honest Iain I think my whole gender needs some serious therapy on the issue. Loud and proud, i say!
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I experience rapid hair growth after drinking binge - but strangely only with beer. Of course! It must be the yeast!
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My Sisters and I do a great movie-length narrarion of Tootsie and The Wizard of Oz. But can't everybody?
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"I'm not mentally ill, but proud, and lucky, and strong enough to be the woman that was the best part of my manhood. The best part of myself." No not me ;)
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In your role as pluckologist I was wondering if you had experienced this strange phenomenon. It is my hypothesis that the more alcohol you consume, the quicker and more prolific your eyebrows grow. Ordinarily I pluck every 4 days, however I appear to gain mutant brow hairs that weren't there previously after a night on the booze.And we all know it's unwise to attempt to pluck if you have shaky hangover hands. Why? Does this happen to anyone else?