| What kind of life would it be with female viagra and no chocolate? Sheesh |
| Thursday, October 27, 2005 |
I'm talking about the new patches for women showcased at the British inventor's show last week. One increases a woman's libido and one reduces cravings for chocolate.
It just raises all sorts of questions:
1. If I think about sex all the time will I look at a man's genitals when I'm talking to him instead of into his eyes?
2. Will I be addicted to porn?
3. Will I spend all my time on dates just trying to get the man into bed?
4. Will I not respect him in the morning?
5. No foreplay?
6. No talking beforehand and no hugging afterwards?
7. What will I eat bucket loads of just before my period? Yeah, invent a patch that makes the red day go away. That's heaps better. |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 2:14 PM |
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