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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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Burping - the ultimate comeback
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
I have decided that the ultimate comeback is the burp. It may not be very ladylike, but it solves a significant problem.

You know when someone says or does something awful to you and you don't have a witty comeback at hand (I can think of a zillion sarcastic gems oh about half an hour afterwards, which is completely useless.)

Well now I am going to employ the burp. Not a dainty I've-just-eaten half-a-cup-of-fruit burp, but a big, hearty hamburger burp. Yeah.
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 10:17 AM    
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