The Ditsy Chronicles

Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
chick chat and wielding random insignificant theories.
(And talking about herself in third person)

 
Hayfever is a dating barrier
Monday, November 14, 2005
I think my current single status is due to the fact that Spring comes along and while everyone else gets a little happy love-oriented, I get inflicted with an attack of the most unattractive sneezy allergies possible. Like all the other women, I pull out the summer dresses and show the flesh that has been hidden for a few months; but unlike most women, my nose gets all red and runny and my eyes get all puffy from the itching. Yes, um, very attractive - and not at all conducive to being asked on a date.

By the time it disappears in December everyone has paired off into coupledom and all the blokes are concentrating on whether it is too early in the relationship to:
A. Ask new girlfriend to organize the Christmas present shopping for his side of the family, and
B. Invite her to the family Christmas dinner (largely dependent on whether she agrees to do A)
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 5:28 PM    
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Cleo Twyford
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