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Christmas fluff: Useless farting technology
Thursday, December 01, 2005
These are the top two (but quite possibly the only two) useless pieces of technology that involve farting and are marketed to the Christmas-gift buyer.

1. A pink bum-shaped farting machine. Just set it up and leave it to make a farting noise next to an unsuspecting victim. There are "Six hilarious farting noises" apparently.

2. Farting salt and pepper shakers. Your unsuspecting dinner guests will reach for the salt to season their potatoes, shake the salt container upside down and da da, farting noise. Guaranteed to put you off your Christmas dinner.

Note to my family members: A hand-held karaoke microphone is NOT useless or too infantile for a certain 30-something Kylie-wannabe. Grin.
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 11:51 AM    
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