A BEARD! A BEARD!
To all those people who suffer from pognophobia, don't go checking your stars on Jonathan Cainer's site today because he has a new picture and he's bearded.
I am mourning the cravat - it was very comforting getting my stars from a cravated astrologer. The make-up in the follow-up photo was not a patch on the cravat, but still okay. But a BEARD! UNSHAVEN! Obviously it means he's hiding something and I want to know the whole truth about my future - don't hold anything back JC.Labels: Bring back the Cainer Cravat campaign |
