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Frizzy hair conspiracy theory
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
The frizzy-haired beauty left, Zalumma Agra, was known as the "Star of the East". She was said to be the daughter of a prince from the mountainous region of the Black Sea-the purported birthplace of the Caucasian race. As the "purest" type of white person, Circassian women were said to be the most beautiful on earth, prized by Turkish sultans for their harems (the frizzier their hair the better - ok I added that bit).

So this obviously proves that there are some evil marketing schemers out there masking the fact that frizzy hair is, after all, beautiful and perfect, in order to make us feel that we should spend lots of money on hideously overpriced product.

(Really I am just trying to console myself since I have uncontrollable frizziness and no amount of serum, frizz ease, hair moisturiser or smoother makes one jot of difference. Hurrumph.)

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posted by Cleo Twyford @ 10:31 AM    
3 Comments:
  • At 4:09 PM, Cleo Twyford said…

    And it really is very crap that one such company added a smidgeon of lavendar oil to some cheapy sorbolene and whacked a top-dollar price on it. Shame!

     
  • At 11:11 AM, Parton Words said…

    So let me get this straight....wierd elbows and frizzy hair !! You're a freak !

     
  • At 11:25 AM, Cleo Twyford said…

    Hee hee. And that's not the half of it ;)

     
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