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Weird elbow party trick
Thursday, February 09, 2006
I'm not one to laugh at other people's deformities, but when it comes to my own, well, no holds barred, I'll do anything to get a laugh.

And I'm not the only one with weird double-jointed elbows either -


But it's okay when I choose to make myself the centre of attention by getting my bizarre elbows out; but sometimes they just pop out on their own. Like in a spin class at the gym last week where the instructor had to keep stopping because you look so strange, I can't work out what's wrong. She tried adjusting the seat, the handlebars, making me sit forward, sit back. I didn't want to tell her it was the dodgy elbows.

So as it turns out I'll never be a poster child for Spinning. Shame
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 11:01 AM    
4 Comments:
  • At 11:09 AM, Parton Words said…

    I do believe that my elbows are wierder than yours Cleo. People stop in the street to see my elbows. Well done on getting the world to think more about wierd elbows.

     
  • At 11:24 AM, Cleo Twyford said…

    Excellent! I was hoping this would draw some weird-elbow compatriots out

     
  • At 2:15 PM, Deb said…

    hey I'm in the double jointed elbow club and have decided after many years
    of distain for elbows that bend the wrong way that I will not only embrace
    my uniqueness but realise it is a higher art form for elitists and 'special
    ones'only.So welcome to the 'special' club.

     
  • At 12:26 PM, Cleo Twyford said…

    Hooooraayyyy. It's a better club than the Brownies!

     
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