The Ditsy Chronicles

Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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Ditsy Event of the Day
Monday, March 27, 2006
I suppose I should have checked the entrance requirements for the Commonwealth Games before I waltzed up to the security entrance point with a chockers handbag complete with a glass bottle (big no no)
But worse, it was difficult and a tad embarrassing trying to explain to the confused security guard that I had used a garlic bottle to put hair moisturiser in (as bemused and a-bit-annoyed fellow patrons queued behind me)
Then he tried to take it off me, telling me I could collect it at the end, which meant he obviously failed to realise the importance of carrying around hair moisturiser to combat frizz - it's evil; it can strike any time, any where.
In the end they decided it wasn't too much of a security risk (and was obviously a bad statement for Australia - no country wants to be known as the land of frizzy haired women)

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