Herewith, my very important jelly bean theory.
The jelly bean theory is that people can basically be split into two categories: red people and green people. The theory is based on what colour/flavour jelly bean they take from the bag first.
Red people are the most common then green, and then there is the rare black contingent.
Anyway your perfect partner is the opposite of you - If you like green, then your perfect partner is a red jelly bean person. It means sharing a bag of jelly beans is a perfect harmonious experience (which is quite obviously a metaphor for how your entire relationship will be)
Although there is a slight risk that you can reduce the whole choice of a partner down to jelly bean preference ... a bit like Barbie only wanting Ken for a seat-warmer in the Barbie car. Let's face it Ken is only an accessory and I'd be surprised if he'd even have a jelly bean preference.
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By the way I like green jelly beans ... so I'll be taking applications from red-lovin' males ;)