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Men's fashion that should be banned #10
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
This should actually be titled 'Men's shirts that should be banned'

1. Pink ones, and lemon while we're at it (That's a type of yellow for those of you males who can't follow the use of fruit as colours. You know - apricot (a mix of orange and pink), apple (a type of green) peach (see apricot) ... okay now it's getting confusing)
2. Shirts that look like someone has thrown up on them
3. Short-sleeved white business shirts. It's best to roll up the sleeves of your long-sleeved white business shirt than stoop to this bad-shirt level. The worst case scenario is, of course, a thin short-sleeved white business shirt coupled with a vest/singlet undergarment. Ick.

Men's fashion that should be banned #9

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posted by Cleo Twyford @ 11:06 AM    
3 Comments:
  • At 1:13 PM, Deb said…

    Please tell me you haven't forgotten about the mens 'Hawaiian shirt' as a fashion statement to be banned! I think that one is a mixture of the fruit colours with a few lary ones mixed in AND it looks like someone threw up on it on top of that ...add a couple of palm trees and its ready-to-wear....or NOT!!

     
  • At 1:20 PM, Cleo Twyford said…

    OH YEAH! And if it's thin and cheap enough you'll still be able to see the singlet!!!!!

     
  • At 1:33 PM, Cleo Twyford said…

    PS. And don't even think of wearing a tie with that short-sleeved white business shirt. Shudder

     
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