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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
chick chat and wielding random insignificant theories.
(And talking about herself in third person)

 
Where the bleep bleep are you?
Friday, March 10, 2006
In the spirit of the British ban of this Aussie TV commercial:
http://wherethebloodyhellareyou.com/

We've imported Marmite
We've put the chips on
We've got bacon, eggs and baked beans for breakfast
We've saved you a spot in a queue
So where the bleep bleep are you?

Maybe they should have tried -
So if Bob's your uncle, pack your pants, a fit bird in a bikini is waiting ...
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 10:37 AM    
2 Comments:
  • At 10:36 AM, Cleo Twyford said…

    And I can say all this because I am English.
    Born in Coventry, which is probably why I talk so much since traditionally, people "sent to Coventry" aren't talked to ;)

     
  • At 7:49 PM, Cleo Twyford said…

    And we've warmed the beer!

     
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