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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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The fringe-killing curse of the cow lick
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
About once every two years I feel the undeniable urge to get a hairstyle with a fringe. Everywhere I turn I see wonderful hairstyles with fringes - on women I see down the street, in magazines, on beautiful movie heroines. (It is quite obviously the key to happiness and success)
But there is one problem - it is torturous for me to get a fringe. This is because I have two fierce cow-licks, one on each side of my forehead, which means no matter how I tug, slosh in copious amounts of hair product, or brush a fringe, bits of hair still stick out unattractively and un-fringe-like from my head.
Then, of course, it takes two years for the fringe to grow out. (At which point I have the same dilemma all over again.)
I don't know where I had the evil misfortune to get a cow lick my forehead twice as a small child ... well that is where the bovine fringe curses come from, isn't it? ;)

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