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I'm feeding a second chin with two-types of garlic
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Not to make a mountain out of a molehill, but it really is a mountain ... the pimple that has lodged itself on the lower half of my face. I'm not kidding, it's like a second chin - it even has its own heartbeat.
It's the kind of Mt. Vesuvius-sized facial eruption that keeps you indoors, lest you bump into an ex-boyfriend at the supermarket (which is, of course, highly likely when you look like crap).
So now I am stuck indoors with fridge contents of two eggs, a small jar of crushed garlic, some fresh garlic (don't ask me why I have both, I have no idea), and some oats. Tasty. And here I am eating for two (Me and the massive pimple).
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 2:13 PM    
1 Comments:
  • At 2:12 PM, Cleo Twyford said…

    A second chin is one thing, just don't get me started on the second bottom ;)

     
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