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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
chick chat and wielding random insignificant theories.
(And talking about herself in third person)

 
I'm ravenous ... and eating worms
Monday, April 03, 2006
I'm going outside to eat worms, and, well, anything else I can get my hands on in the lead up to dreaded evil red week. Everybody hates me. Shut up Ms. Paranoid. Sorry she's a bit out of hand at the mo. Meanwhile, Ms. Sensitive is crying at the TV news again, and the fact that I managed to spill my lunch all over the floor.
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 5:44 PM    
2 Comments:
  • At 10:59 AM, alex said…

    Oh no, poor Cleo! I almost lost it the other day when I placed a bowl of spag bowl on the lid of an open pizza box (I was hungry!) without realising that said lid was extending over the edge of the kitchen counter. The sound effects (in order) went something like "crrrrreak" "EEK!" "crash" "splat" "WAAAAH!" "lick lick lick" (I was hungry, but not *that* hungry - Momo the cat helped with the cleaning up).

     
  • At 1:37 PM, Cleo Twyford said…

    Boy that Momo is lick quick. If he hadn't been so fast you could have used the five-second rule ;)

     
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