I'm sure I don't know what that archaeologist was doing wearing white trousers and a tucked-in white shirt - maybe he thought it was appropriate TV-show wear. But it certainly wasn't appropriate, firstly because it was going to get dirty in one instant in the dusty environs, secondly because it did nothing to hide his coloured underpants, and thirdly just because completely white male-outfits are awful.
And that means: White suits at weddings. Hello! Only the bride is meant to look like a big white meringue.
I don't know what possesses men to wear completely white outfits ... perhaps it's a lingering obsession with Miami Vice, or the fact that they really do want to look like a candle.
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And then there's those all-white cricket outfits, which are really not very appropriate, since they do nothing to hide the nasty groin-area red stain from the ball. Try red uniforms. Sheesh.