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Men's fashion that should be banned #13
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
High school jumper/sweater

It was kinda cool to wear your high-school-graduation jumper straight after you graduated in 1988; but two decades later, it's looking a bit tatty and people will look at you strangely.
Even if you have just graduated, you should not, under any circumstances wear your graduation jumper on a date, to weddings or to a nightclub. Apart from the fact that it looks bad, you will never NEVER pick up a girl.

Men's fashion that should be banned #12

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posted by Cleo Twyford @ 5:52 PM    
2 Comments:
  • At 5:14 AM, David Boris said…

    Hey, I've been following your stuff for a bit, think it's pretty funny...listen I wanted to let you know about a website my partner and I have called www.BeBetterGuys.com - it's The Guy's Guide To Getting a Life, which Amerian guys like us need in a massive way.

    I thought you should know, check us out sometime. We keep it pretty funny, pretty loose, but pretty informative since most guys can barely find their behinds w/ both hands.

    Hit me back if you like it at david@bebetterguys.com....see you!
    D

     
  • At 10:07 AM, Cleo Twyford said…

    Excellent! Perhaps you could publish a bum map?

     
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