| Bright light! Bright light! |
| Friday, June 30, 2006 |
The company I work for just moved into new offices. They seemed nice, but that was just a facade hiding the evil that lay in wait.
I decided to visit the new toilet. Yes, on the surface this was a fairly harmless action ... Only I opened the door to discover the most awful awful news - the new loos have the brightest, blemish and cellulite-exposing lights. They are so bright I had an irresistable urge to try on several bikinis; you know, to really punish myself. |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 8:24 PM |
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I just had the most uncomfortable moment in the new loos. Because the building is fairly new there are no signs to indicate which are the female and which are the male toilets. So I am just inside the door in the 'female' loos leaning in close enough to the mirror to check out every pore when a male work colleague barges in. We are both very uncomfortable and all I can think to blurt out is "This is the female toilet". Of course, I am the only female at the company so I'm really saying "These are MY toilets"!
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I just had the most uncomfortable moment in the new loos. Because the building is fairly new there are no signs to indicate which are the female and which are the male toilets. So I am just inside the door in the 'female' loos leaning in close enough to the mirror to check out every pore when a male work colleague barges in. We are both very uncomfortable and all I can think to blurt out is "This is the female toilet". Of course, I am the only female at the company so I'm really saying "These are MY toilets"!