| EXPOSED - Man bits aren't as tender as they make out |
| Tuesday, August 22, 2006 |
 This picture has got me thinking. Why isn't there such a thing as a man-o-gram, you know, to check for testicular cancer? After all, it's just as common as breast cancer.
Okay so I can hear all the men out there saying how much a man-o-gram would hurt. But it occurred to me that maybe MEN ARE HAVING ALL US WOMEN ON - it's actually not as tender as they all make out down there. It's all a big conspiracy. Yes, while they make out that getting kicked in the goolies is the most painful thing that can happen to a man, it's actually not. But by exaggerating the 'pain' they can avoid the man-o-gram (and sometimes cover over the fact that they might be bad at sport by claiming to have been hit/kicked/hurt in some other way in their man bits, because they didn't catch/hit the ball, or finish the race/get a home run.)
Of course, they also might be generating this false belief because their pain threshold, on a scale of childbirth, is about a 1.2 out of 10 ;) |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 12:16 PM |
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