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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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Finally a use for inflatable men
Thursday, August 10, 2006
We know what men use inflatable women for, but now, there is finally a use for blow-up men. Apparently he's a security device that you can use to make people think you're not driving alone. You keep him in your glove box and take him out when you are driving alone at night, blow him up and sit him there in the passenger seat.
And JUST THINK of the possibilities - he won't be criticizing your driving, he won't be giving wrong directions, he won't be pestering you to hand over the wheel, he won't be messing around changing your music to something he likes. Could it be? Is this the perfect man?! ;)
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 8:33 AM    
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