| Introducing DA DA the horizontal six pack |
| Friday, August 18, 2006 |
The horizontal six pack is six rolls of, er, muscle lying horizontally. It's somewhat less desirable than the fit, muscly, 50-million-push-ups-later abdominal six-pack, but it is much easier to achieve and you still get to say you have a six-pack.
For men, the horizontal six-pack is somewhere short of the one-pack, which is the male attempt to rival pregnant women except it's hidden by two types of trousers - pulled harry high-pants style over the one pack, or sitting way way under the one pack so he can still do up his belt (although the existence of the belt is questionable as it's rarely seen). This one pack is only related to the six pack in that it is fairly often caused by drinking too many six-packs of beer (and eating all the pies).
But I'm not saying I have a horizontal six pack since I am single and in my thirties and while I'm not that keen on Internet dating I'm not going to rule it out as a last resort, say if someone with one of those 50-million-push-ups six packs happens along my screen. Actually I'll settle for a horizontal six-pack with an incredible sense of humor. But the one-pack is OUT ;) |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 12:15 PM |
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