I was trying to impress a friend's almost-3-year-old girl at the park by leaning back precariously on a wooden fence yesterday, when of course I leant back too far, fell off and ended up flat on my back. I had rolled backwards off the log fence and in the process my t-shirt had rolled up and as a result I had a big hurty scratch all the way up my back. She was still standing there looking at me, but she didn't look impressed; in fact, she had no expression whatsoever. I think she wasn't sure what to make of it all.
Anyway I was glad not to get any splinters because I had just laughed loudly at my friend's story about someone who had slid her backside across a church pew at a wedding to make room for someone else to sit down and got three splinters in her nether regions; one of which refused to come out. nasty.Labels: ditsy event of the day |
And yes, she was wearing undies ... apparently