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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
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The diet starts um after a few million mince pies
Thursday, November 23, 2006
"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day."
-Irv Kupcinet, columnist

Hell, I'm going all the way to January 1 before I start my diet ... but then I might have a hangover on January 1, which is not really conducive to dieting. Um, January 2nd it is then. Wink.
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 12:00 PM    
1 Comments:
  • At 12:38 PM, Cleo Twyford said…

    My Aunt makes the best mince pies; I couldn't possibly say no and I couldn't possibly eat only one.
    only one day I saw her make them and discovered the secret ingredient - LARD

     
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