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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
chick chat and wielding random insignificant theories.
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Three weekend belly laughs
Monday, November 27, 2006

1. My fellow house-sharer made up a term for bum cleavage. It's 'BEAVAGE'. So for example this term can be used like "builder beavage", and - brace yourself for something rude - is on the opposite side of the body from the 'beaver'.

2. A quote in a book: "Whatever doesn't kill us makes us funnier."

3 Elvii is the plural for Elvis impersonators
And a Chinese Elvis impersonator says: "I can sound like Elton John, Billy Joel and even George Michael. But there is not much call for a Chinese George Michael. I've heard somebody was looking for a Chinese Cliff Richard, but I couldn't do him."

BA HA HA
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 12:03 PM    
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