| In desperate search of the housewife within |
| Thursday, February 08, 2007 |
I have never ever had housewiferly aspirations but there are just some things I'd like to be good at - but sadly, am not.
1. I can't get stains out of clothes. Yes, you may send advice, but nothing works for me. Maybe I should just stop dropping things down me (I dropped so much coffee down me in a slash mag interview with Kylie Minogue once, she asked me 'are you right there?')
2. I can't for the life of me iron anything so it has no creases in it. I just want to ring my mum to come to do it for me. She's a whizz at ironing. Of course, I've managed to avoid gaining this skill despite doing my housekeeping badge in the Brownies (which everyone had to do, I'm sure just so Brown Owl could get her housework done)
3. I can't make good mashed potato. No matter how hard I try, it just has lumps in it :( |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 7:53 PM |
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