| Melbourne plumber love affair over |
| Wednesday, March 14, 2007 |
Dear Melbourne plumber - generic,
I am writing to let you know our affair is over - before it began. I rang you several times. Oh you sounded helpful on the phone, you even promised to come around, you even arranged a day to come; several days in fact. But I feel so betrayed. You didn't come, you didn't call ... you, you, you LIED to me.
And I even offered to pay - yes, I offered to give you money, but still you snubbed me; several times in fact.
Well I just wanted to let you know that yes, I'm over you. I'm well and truly over you (although I am thinking of kidnapping you so I can, after a month and a half, finally get ... my claw foot bath installed.)
Never yours,
Cleo Twyford
Dear all, I am starting a new group, it's called 'I Hate Plumbers Anonymous'. It's free to join. I'm expecting to be inundated ;) |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 9:48 PM |
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And while I'm not one to be bitchy, I just want to point out that, well, you're not very smart. Not as smart as electricians anyway. Firstly you work a lot with shit, and secondly, your job, well it's not an exciting risk-taking one. An electrician, however, takes risks - they have to be smart, or suffer death by a big SHOCK. Now where do I find an electrician that installs baths. Yeah.
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And while I'm not one to be bitchy, I just want to point out that, well, you're not very smart. Not as smart as electricians anyway. Firstly you work a lot with shit, and secondly, your job, well it's not an exciting risk-taking one. An electrician, however, takes risks - they have to be smart, or suffer death by a big SHOCK. Now where do I find an electrician that installs baths. Yeah.