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Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
chick chat and wielding random insignificant theories.
(And talking about herself in third person)

 
The only time I have ever wished I was Madonna
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
In a book due to be published Madonna's nanny or housekeeper says there was a rule in the house of no noise when Madonna was sleeping, not even running water.
I WISH I had the power to demand that. Yeah I'm talking to you the garbage collectors who come almost every day, the cars that speed past my house, the council workers who blow the leaves away with loud blowy machines, the furniture removalists who park outside my house at least once a week, as well as the late-night mutterers, car-door slammers, and arguing (sometimes crying) couples.
Come to think of it, i think i would allow running water.
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 11:09 AM    
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This blog is blathered by a 30-something constant bridesmaid sometimes known as:
Cleo Twyford
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