| Spam bam thank ya mam (how I embarrassed the plumber) |
| Friday, June 01, 2007 |
So a plumber actually came to our house and fitted our bath today.
But I managed to embarrass myself and the plumber (for the second time). Every time I think about it it makes me laugh out loud.
So everything is going well. The bath is getting installed. I'm helping (a bit) and chatting (a lot). After a little while I sit down at my computer to check my emails.
The plumber comes upstairs and only catches the end of my sentence, which was "...is your penis too small?", which, of course, WOULD make you stop in your tracks, lose all color from your face and ask in a hoarse voice 'what?'
What he didn't hear me say was "I've got four emails this morning that ask me 'is your penis too small?'" |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 10:09 PM |
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