Sigh.
1. I caught my jeans in my bike chain and ripped the bottom off them.
2. Before I left the house, I thought 'I must take the toaster off the top of the washing machine' because the washing machine shakes when it spins the clothes and things fall off it. Of course I forgot and returned to find the toaster hanging off the side of the washing machine ... The worst thing was, it was ON (I'm not sure for how long but the whole house smelt like toast.)
3. I bought 'hydrogen peroxide' instead of hydrogen chloride, which I read you could use as a mouth wash. I only realised when I got to the end of bottle. There's not even any hair in my mouth to be bottle blonde. (Though maybe digesting hydrogen peroxide is the cause of all my recent stereotypically blonde ditsiness. Who am I kidding? I'm always ditsy!!)
THEN (and this is really ditsy) I poured the little bit left in the bottle down the sink. Only (this really is ditsy), we don't use that sink so it is not connected to any plumbing. We use the cupboard underneath to store bed sheets. So the Hydrogen Peroxide ended up on the bed sheets. DER!Labels: ditsy event of the day |
