| Bring back the Cainer cravat campaign - alert #3 |
| Tuesday, January 10, 2006 |
A BEARD! A BEARD!
To all those people who suffer from pognophobia, don't go checking your stars on Jonathan Cainer's site today because he has a new picture and he's bearded.
I am mourning the cravat - it was very comforting getting my stars from a cravated astrologer. The make-up in the follow-up photo was not a patch on the cravat, but still okay. But a BEARD! UNSHAVEN! Obviously it means he's hiding something and I want to know the whole truth about my future - don't hold anything back JC.Labels: Bring back the Cainer Cravat campaign |
posted by Cleo Twyford @ 12:58 PM   |
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| Bring back the Cainer cravat campaign - alert #2 |
| Wednesday, August 10, 2005 |
Right now this has all gone a little bit too far. Bring back the cravat and bring it back now.
Jonathan Cainer's rough look has turned into a fully-fledged beard.
The hairiness increase seems to be in honour of the establishment of the Psychic Museum in York in the UK. Cainer launched the museum with spoon bender Uri Geller (who has been putting his cutlery-bending mind skills to good use by making jewellery - or maybe he just designs it. Anyhoo, he should make jewellery out of bent cutlery; otherwise there's a skill that's just going to waste.).
I don't have Pogonophobia (fear of beards) and I know in the 60s and 70s beards were sort of in and symbolised power, masculinity etc ... but I haven't heard anything about them increasing psychic powers. Yeah, see. Plus sometimes it's easy to get sandwich crumbs caught in there.
Bring Back the Cainer Cravat Campaign - alert #1
Bring Back the Cainer Cravat CampaignLabels: Bring back the Cainer Cravat campaign |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 3:20 PM |
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| Bring back the Cainer cravat campaign |
| Tuesday, July 05, 2005 |
My stars for today have got me in a bit of a faff flap. I don't think Jonathan Cainer knows how much of a faffologist I am so when he wrote the below forecast for my day, I don't think he realised how painful it would be for me. (If you are unacquainted with Cainer, get acquainted at http://stars.metawire.com ... beware, it becomes an addiction. Oh dear - self-help, stars, making a list of my addictions now!)
"Imagine that you have a plane to catch. You are running late. Various arrangements must be postponed. The washing up will have to wait. Never mind where your best shoes are... you have to pack what you can find right now and get moving. Everything that can be dropped must be dropped. Other, that is, than the need to find your wallet and your travel documents. Without those, it really doesn't matter what the time is. Look out, now, for something that you cannot proceed without!"
Stress 1. I CAN'T leave my best shoes behind, or my second-best for that matter.
Stress 2. Jonathan doesn't seem to realise that it is impossible for me to leave the house without doing the washing up.
Stress 3. I can't find my wallet???!!!
Stress 4. How am I meant to know what it is that I can't proceed without (besides those shoes)
I realise that the heading of this post has nothing to do with the content. It's just that I liked Jonathan's previous photo on his website better than the current one. He was wearing a cravat. I like to hear my stars from a cravated astrologer thanks very much. It's comforting. (The make-up is good though).Labels: Bring back the Cainer Cravat campaign |
| posted by Cleo Twyford @ 8:59 AM |
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