The Ditsy Chronicles

Cleo Twyford is dodging minor disasters, indulging in
chick chat and wielding random insignificant theories.
(And talking about herself in third person)

 
Uncontrollable brain actions #2
Thursday, November 02, 2006
I have recently become aware of an uncontrollable brain function. When watching the television, particularly news about celebrity males, my brain automatically imagines me kissing said celeb male. And I'm not talking about the attractive ones, no, no. I'm talking about the ones I don't like (like Tom Cruise). So when this happens inside my head it sends a repulsed shiver down my spine and I screw my face up. I'm not sure what people who catch this face think is going on, but they wouldn't think it was normal ;)

(I'm not sure which head committee member is responsible for this one, but I know it's one of them.)

Uncontrollable brain actions #1

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posted by Cleo Twyford @ 9:36 AM   0 comments
Uncontrollable interior ditsy visualisation
Saturday, May 06, 2006
You know how self-help books tell you that you should visualise yourself in a successful situation and it helps you be confident and achieve what you want to achieve?
Well I have this horrible uncontrollable visualisation happening in my head. It's like before I have to do anything at work, or go to a social event (anything really) I visualise myself doing or saying something ditsy. Sometimes it even includes a hideous laugh, complete with a snort.
Anyway it's getting out of control, I can't stop it. It's like you try to stop yourself thinking about pink elephants, then pink elephants fill your head (now I'm thinking about pink elephants) Wait, I'm talking about this like everyone else experiences it. You do, don't you? Or am I completely weird with no chance of normality? Who am I kidding? I AM completely weird with no chance of normality ;)

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posted by Cleo Twyford @ 3:03 PM   1 comments
 
This blog is blathered by a 30-something constant bridesmaid sometimes known as:
Cleo Twyford
Who trips over a lot in:
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

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Confession: I am really bad at reverse parking Confession 2: I have an inner Evil Bridesmaid Confession 3: I have mastered fridge-grazing as a meal option Confession 4: There is a committee in my head and sometimes they are loud. Yes, okay you can shut up now. I said shut up. Sorry about that.
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